Allow your imagination to run wild.

limp produce

Does this even need a caption?

Have a better weekend than this carrot.

a word that makes me uncomfortable

When you take the word creamy, make it plural, and spell it with a K, it makes me cringe…and makes me think of things other than cake.

I’ve always wondered why I must be informed as to who is making my brown paper bags:

And now I wonder why there is competition among bag makers:

Here’s to you, Dolores, Ana and DuJuan, for your dedication and hard work.

It’s only a matter of time before he adds a coffee table.