When you take the word creamy, make it plural, and spell it with a K, it makes me cringe…and makes me think of things other than cake.

who’s making your brown bag?

I’ve always wondered why I must be informed as to who is making my brown paper bags:

And now I wonder why there is competition among bag makers:

Here’s to you, Dolores, Ana and DuJuan, for your dedication and hard work.

luxury food cart

It’s only a matter of time before he adds a coffee table.

This makes me want to put on my underwear and hide.

Probably the most hilarious “cooking” show I’ve seen to date. If you’ve got a twisted sense of humor, you’re welcome.

There are no words.

Sorry, but Shrek was on the other day and I just had to do it: