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I am clumsy. I realize this now more than ever. My lackadaisical way of going about things has me collecting new burns, nicks, blisters and gashes every week.

I don’t remember how I got this nasty burn. I’ve been told that there are less nerve endings on the back of the hand, which decreases our perception of pain in this area. I think I was just too frenzied to notice.

This is my most recent masterpiece. I sliced off a chunk of fingernail and bit of finger. I like to imagine this little piece of me in a compost pile somewhere, but it’s most likely rotting in a landfill.

Do you have any injuries acquired in the kitchen that you’d like to share? Pictures are encouraged. Let’s compare scars and trade war stories–ya know, like they do in the movies.

By now, you’ve taken a second or two to type this blog’s URL into the address bar and you’re probably thinking I’m some sort of a pervert–and this is a valid assumption. But I promise, once you get to know me, you’ll find I’m not terribly deviant.

Eating in your underwear is not a soft-core food porn blog, nor will it coerce you into a pseudo-nudist way of life. Instead, it is a resource for food that will make you feel healthy and balanced. Eating in your underwear is a backwards euphemism–a way of saying that you are comfortable and happy in your own skin. It’s a place for people who love food, understand its importance, but don’t take it too seriously, because, as my dad once told me, at the end of the day, “It’s just food.”

So whether you’re wearing pants or not (and I assure you–right now, I am not), you’re always welcome here.