cookie butter rant

My friend posted about this stuff on Facebook and, though I’ve never heard about it before, I knew I had to get some. Immediately.

Not only am I completely enraged with my friend for making me aware of this goodness, but I am considering suing Trader Joe’s for the near-lethal quantity I have been consuming.

Cookie butter is the quintessential “eating in your underwear” food. I spoon this stuff down my throat, straight from the jar, in my underwear. I do not eat it in front of anyone.