the air force can’t teach you that

My brother, an Airman and, more importantly, my best friend, is as much of a disappointment as his sister. Despite having been guided by our parents and disciplined by the U.S. Air Force, his standards for living have obviously declined since he’s been on his own. This is evidenced by the contents of his refrigerator:

Here we have a mostly eaten package of taco-flavored shredded cheese, two hot dogs, jelly, mustard, and a Domino’s…coupon. Remind you of anyone? It’s obvious now more than ever that we share the same bloodline.

I wonder if he eats this stuff in his underwear. I doubt he eats anything in his underwear. In fact, I doubt he even eats.

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2 comments
  1. The refrigerator may be empty, but how about the freezer? That’s where we keep all of our goodies! Hopefully that’s where you’d find some frozen fish sticks! You might have to go purchase some ingredients for a dipping sauce, though!

  2. Mappy said:

    Ha Ha Ha! Birds of a feather…

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